Sithlord "Matt"

[Sithlord]

Hey guys, I'm tired of smurfing so much so I figured I'd come clean. Not the kind of clean you think though. Just did another drug deal in moms basement. It's so exhausting getting shot, going to rehab then getting shot again. Jails fine though because its free rent and i get to have anal. Thats a plus. Sucks though because i cant play my usual 8 hour games. It's the simple things in life that I love. I'm not gonna talk smack anymore because Mentos and Day jumped me at the gas station. I still am the best gamer out there even though I pick p except gohan, hydra, evil, cole, jose, dingo, eh too many to name. I guess I'm just average. Man I'm depressed now knowing I spent 30,000 hrs picking p only and still can't be considered a top ten gamer. In the end, I just wanna build some cannons and arbiters.

[SinSin]

I’m literally up on everyone you named. You forgot “rabbit” and “goldscv”!! Should look up past replays of me playing them too. This literally made me smile!! Made my day. Thank you . Orthopaedic maybe?!? .

[SinSin]

And how the hell did you know I’m still in mommas basement?!?! Damn it sucks being caught!!!

[SinSin]

And for real?? Come on now… mentos couldn’t beat a tied down midget….

[Sithlord]

Hang on... let me find my record of when i was once good from mom's basement on whos actually up on me each season i played P
UGL 22:

Lost vs Solo.FMP 0-5 pvp
Lost vs UPLUS 3-7 and one game lost pvt
0-2 vs michelas(dingo) and Vulture all 4 games pvr

UGL 11:

Lost vs xs.omni 2-4 all pvt
Lost vs xs.terran 1-2 all Tpvt
Pretty much lost to good players and only won vs noobs that season

UGL7:

Lost vs Youarenoob2(rabbit) 4-7 pvp
Lost vs xS.scary 1-3 pvr

UGL 5:
Got destroyed vs evil and a couple other gamers
Lost 1-2 vs xa.hydra

UGL 1:
Lost 0-2 vs defjam pvp

SCW Beta:

Lost  9-13 vs Lovelyrabbit rabbit won 5-2 of the pvp. I got lucky vs mid t and z matchups

SCW 1:
 
Lost 1-3 vs zuez pvp
Lost 1-3 vs defjam pvp

SCW 2:

Lost 3-4 vs Youtubesucon pvp (one of the weaker koreans)
Lost vs kon, move and zim 0-1 pvr all three
Lost 0-14 vs Brain pvr

I was retired that season for while. When i came back, i got raped by hydra, cole, gohan and defjam. They are all up on me including rabbit and obviously the koreans. Even sucon beat me badly.

[SinSin]

Now now now silly boy. When you put the seasons in and make up false records you do realize people can just go check it and correct you. Silly boy . “You are noob” his first season I went like 10-1 (he’s rabbit by the way kiddos no needs to lie. So cute . Much less beta season one 8-4 on him but you said what?!? ^^ adorable . People can literally just go check the archives hahaha so stupid

[SinSin]

Lol!!!

[SinSin]

Haha your boy cole haha just 2 ss’s out of about 70-80 I could post just glancing through the seasons. DAMN just looked through a few and I actually won about 11 of them LOL. Has there ever been a player in history to win that many? Or just me?!? Literally serious question?!? Hahahaha so fun!!

[SinSin]

DAMNNNNNN Matt with the 5-0 on rabbit!!! Woah!! But what was our record again that you said?!? LOLOLOL!! Silly boy actually names the season where I can actually go back and fact check and post the games. So dumb lol. Has anyone in the 25 year history of fpm ever beat rabbit 5-0 like that or is that just another record I hold too?!? )))). I’ll wait…. ??

[SinSin]

Oh shit. Found about 6-7 seasons with a few 3-0’s on Jose. Even with hacks he couldn’t hang!! Tell me again our record?!? Hahaha I’ll wait!!!..this is too much fun now that you got me looking at the archives. I knew i was good but holy fuck. I forgot how good….

[SinSin]

Jesus THANK YOU!!! Reminding me that I can go back and just look at my older games. I’m literally a SC GOD and I don’t/didn’t even care!!! Thank you! Just glancing at the games there’s only 3 people in the history of ugl/scw to be up on me. Brain, uplus (it’s close) and defjam( a random not as good player but underrated in my opinion)  thanks again. Even found my games where I spell out “fag” in pylons in a literal league match vs riddick and Gus. (Noobs I know but still funny). Yet ANOTHER record..  goated??

[SinSin]

Jesus I gotta stop posting but this is too much fun now that you reminded me I can go back and look at literal greatness.. you even mentioned “ugl 11” in one of your posts and that’s actually one of the seasons I won. LOL!!!! Can’t even make this shit up how stupid you are haha. So much fun!!

[SinSin]

Kid says “ugl 7 rabbit is 7-4 on me” LOLOLOL!! Just looked and the record is 9-7 for me hahahahahaha so fucking dumb. Too much fun!!!!! He literally states the season where people can go back and fact check him and he still lies LOL!!!!’ Inbreeding at its finest.

[SinSin]

Jesus you brought up the “beta” season too and I just went and check and I literally won that season too LMFAO!!!!!!!! Tell me more bud!! Can’t even make this shit up hahahahahhahahahahhahahahhahaha. I’m literally that fucking good that your insults are off seasons that I actually won LOL!!! This archive thing is amazing. Totally forgot about it thank you!!

[SinSin]

“Ugl 5”. Won that one too LMFAOOOOO!!! Well holy fuck!!!! This is too much!! You sure did show me!!! Lmfaooooooooooooo! Yea I suck hahahahahaha.