HOW FAT IS HE MATT?!?!???

[Ketchup]

Ronin is sooo fattttt; he puts on his belt with a boomerang.

[Ketchup]

Ronin is so fatttt; elephant’s throw peanuts at him!!

[Ketchup]

Ronin is soooo fatttttt; the next scw is gonna be played on him.

[RoNin]

Ronin is fat sad piece of shit

[RoNin]

Ronin is soo fat, but still not Canadian. So he’s all good

[Ketchup]

Ronin is sooo fattttttt; he even ate the maple leaf..

[Decaf]

MYNAMERONIN I LOG ON SC FOR TELL EVERY1 I AM BEST LOOKING SC PLAYER.

[RoNin]

Ronin is so fattt, he makes rage[gk] look like he hits the gym

[Ridd1cK[DFWM]]

Ronin is so fat he doesn’t know he’s fat

[RoNin]

Ronin is so fat the waiter at denny's had to cut him off

[Ketchup]

Ronin is soooo fat; weight watchers is just a bunch of people standing around staring at him!!!

[Ketchup]

Ronin is a fat, ugly virgin.

[Think-Fast]

So fat that nurse's aids mistaken his penis for a second belly button

[Ketchup]

It’s true. My gf (ronins mother) was the nurse!! 100% truth.

[RoNin]

Ronin need lose weight