No introduction needed, kids. I've manhandled every little bitch boy on this game since I was 19 years old. I invented majority of strategies that no one would ever think of except me. People have tried to copy my style but never ever got close to the real thing. I'm the one and only... An icon. I can't be replicated. The only gamer worthy of mentioning next to my name is Cole. Pretty sure he's won more seasons than anyone here. The rest of you... Git gud?

No intro needed for you you little faggots.
I haven't played in 8 years.
I'm gonna randomly play for the fist time in that long and rape this league.
Once I get 50-0 record I'm going to smash hydra blind folded.
I am an absolute of  this game..... I guess I'll unrust @ 32 years old and undefeated.

How do I go about betting by $1500?

You're not dreaming.You're not dead(that is until I return to my sc throne). This is the real KiNG posting for the first time in years. I've heard from the grapevine that many people thought I was dead or something... Far from it. Don't you know that true legends never die? What I've done on SC is going to be puzzled over and studied and followed...forever.

If you don't know/remember my name and how monstrous and devastating my toss was back in the day... You've either been doing too many drugs like my main slave shitlord]lk[(is this fuck still alive? LOL) or you have been living in a fucking cave. I single handedly raped every "top player" who ever touched this game. I retired battlecheese, made pro] hardly suck my hard dick and fucking embarrassed that piece of crap xS clan 1v3 multiple times.

 I'm definitely the best 1v1 player who's ever graced this game. Why do you think Cole is such a beast? Anyways get ready to bend over and grab your ankles because your majesty will be back in a week or so and I'm going to tear this league apart... I'm going to show you skill that hasn't been seen on this fuckin game since I quit.